Moses, Jesus, and a bearded man were playing golf.
Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one in the middle of the fairway,
but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly, Moses raised his club,
the water parted and it rolled to the other side safe and sound.
Next, Jesus walks up to the tee and hits a nice long one directly toward
the same water trap. It landed in the center of the pond and hovered over
the water. Jesus walked out on the pond and chipped it up onto the green.
The bearded man gets up and sort of randomly whacks the ball. It heads out
over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounces
off a truck and hits a nearby tree, it bounces onto the roof of a nearby
shack and rolls down into the gutter, down the downspout, out onto the fairway
and right toward the very same pond. It hits a little stone and bounces out
over the water and onto a lily pad where it rested quietly.
Suddenly, a very large bullfrog jumped up on the lily pad and snatched the
ball into his mouth. An eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away.
As they passed over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped
the ball which bounced right into the hole for a beautiful hole-in-one.
Moses turned to Jesus and said, “I hate playing with your dad.”
